Marry me?

Marry me?

blacktvlip:

Friends

blacktvlip:

Friends

When guys say that your a bitch to their friends but flirt with you in person
You can just shut up. My heels are bigger than your dick

Anonymous asked: “a person's beauty is 100% in their hair”

coltre:

*the white teenage girl says to her 14 years old friends as she chew a sugar-free cherry flavoured  bubblegum, while brushing her synthetic blonde hair extensions.*

I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. I’m sorry.

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

ckings:

Needed this.

ckings:

Needed this.

Me on most days